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10-06-2014, 05:42 AM | #1 |
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Cigars and gasoline...
...do not mix!
I know, Chapter 1, Book of Duh. It was last Saturday, and the cigar wasn't lit. I'm not that stupid. It was a 4+ year old Old Henry Churchill, yellow cello, clipped and ready to go. I rested it on the seat of the Bobcat and went to fuel 'er up. I no sooner got the gas going than the nozzle slipped out of the tank and doused the Bobcat, the seat, and the Old Henry with gas....a quasi-automotive version of "the money shot." I didn't invent any new words, but I did string some old words together in new and creative ways. Old Henry vanished into the trash can.
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