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Old 04-16-2009, 03:11 AM   #1
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""Preacher man talkin on Tv.....

putting down the rock n roll
wants me to send a donation
says he's worried about my soul..

say's Jesus walked on the water..
I know that's it's true...
sometimes I think that preacher man ..
would like to do a little walkin too..

I ain't askin nobody for nuthin
if I can't get it on my own...
if you don't like the way I'm living...
just leave this poor, long-haired country boy alone...""

The man wrote this in the early 70s...somethings haven't changed.
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Old 04-16-2009, 04:31 AM   #2
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Well I saw you sittin there
I was tryin not to stare
I couldn't tell if it was you
I didn't know if it was true

As you nestled on your barstool
I felt your warmness then
But I looked down at my pants
That wasn't warmness
I wet myself again

Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
I can't see you very clear
Are you drinkin' with me Jesus
Won't you buy a friend a beer

Does your head pound Jesus
As hungover you do rise
How does paradise look Jesus
Through holy bloodshot eyes

Should we take a cab home Jesus
Heck no, we can hoof it from here
I know you can walk on the water
But can you walk on this much beer
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Old 04-16-2009, 04:38 AM   #3
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Too many lawyers in football
Baseballs gotta few
The pitcher got a million dollars
And the quarterback he got 2
Pitcher threw his arm away
And the quarterback rurned his knee
And this they did so they could live the american dream
Now there are some preachers on tv with a suit and a tie and a vest
They want you to send your money to the lord but they give you their address
Cause all of your donations are completely tax free
God bless you all but most of all send your money


Do you really want it?
Do you really need it?
Ya gotta keep on grindin just ta try ta keep it
Ya got no time for yourself ya got more for 'ol jim beam
Your goin crazy dreamin
The american dream


Reagan is a cuttin the budget makin the democrats scream
Says we gotta control inflation quit spendin our money on everything
But this years tax increase why its the biggest in history
Round and a round we go where we stop who knows
The american dream


Do you really want it?
Do you really need it?
Ya gotta keep on grindin just ta try ta keep it
We got no time for ourselves ya got more for 'ol jim beam
Your goin crazy dreamin
The american dream
Your goin crazy dreamin
The american dream
Hail to the chief
He he hell yeah
He he
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