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04-16-2009, 03:11 AM | #1 |
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""Preacher man talkin on Tv.....
putting down the rock n roll
wants me to send a donation says he's worried about my soul.. say's Jesus walked on the water.. I know that's it's true... sometimes I think that preacher man .. would like to do a little walkin too.. I ain't askin nobody for nuthin if I can't get it on my own... if you don't like the way I'm living... just leave this poor, long-haired country boy alone..."" The man wrote this in the early 70s...somethings haven't changed.
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04-16-2009, 04:31 AM | #2 |
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Well I saw you sittin there
I was tryin not to stare I couldn't tell if it was you I didn't know if it was true As you nestled on your barstool I felt your warmness then But I looked down at my pants That wasn't warmness I wet myself again Are you drinkin' with me Jesus I can't see you very clear Are you drinkin' with me Jesus Won't you buy a friend a beer Does your head pound Jesus As hungover you do rise How does paradise look Jesus Through holy bloodshot eyes Should we take a cab home Jesus Heck no, we can hoof it from here I know you can walk on the water But can you walk on this much beer
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04-16-2009, 04:38 AM | #3 |
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Too many lawyers in football
Baseballs gotta few The pitcher got a million dollars And the quarterback he got 2 Pitcher threw his arm away And the quarterback rurned his knee And this they did so they could live the american dream Now there are some preachers on tv with a suit and a tie and a vest They want you to send your money to the lord but they give you their address Cause all of your donations are completely tax free God bless you all but most of all send your money Do you really want it? Do you really need it? Ya gotta keep on grindin just ta try ta keep it Ya got no time for yourself ya got more for 'ol jim beam Your goin crazy dreamin The american dream Reagan is a cuttin the budget makin the democrats scream Says we gotta control inflation quit spendin our money on everything But this years tax increase why its the biggest in history Round and a round we go where we stop who knows The american dream Do you really want it? Do you really need it? Ya gotta keep on grindin just ta try ta keep it We got no time for ourselves ya got more for 'ol jim beam Your goin crazy dreamin The american dream Your goin crazy dreamin The american dream Hail to the chief He he hell yeah He he
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