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Old 07-26-2002, 12:23 PM   #1
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Aahzz's thread got me to thinking. List your favorite "off-center" lyrics.

My girlfriend is a rock
She looks like a piece of chalk
Or maybe alabaster
I guess I'll have to ask her

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Bales of cocaine fallin' from low-flying planes
I don't know who done dropped them, but I thank 'em just the same
Bales of cocaine fallin' like the pourin' rain
My life was changed completely by them low-flying planes

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Hey there, Mr Officer
Why'd you shoot my dog?
If I took a shit, my friend
You'd probably shoot the log.

BTW, identify the three songs and I'll "reward" you...

Sigmund Freud would be annoyed. - Kinky Friedman

I am a member of the Cuban Albino Midget Rapper Possee - MC Notorious Big Fat JpS
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El Gringo permanence...

El perro, el perro, es mi corazon.
El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno.
El Jefe es cantante,
El Jefe es muy famoso
El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo.

El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison
El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno
El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso
El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo

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