Supper Bowl (For Legal Purposes)

[Osmond]

7 Sept 2010

From the Wall Street Journal. Page D6.

"The NFL: What you Need to Know"

1: Which primordial band is going to rock the Super Bowl half time show?

The smart geezer money is on the Eagles, but we're going with a reconfigured Herman's Hermits, Little Anthony and the Imperials, or a 3D hologram Hank Williams Sr.

2: Who'll play in the Super Bowl?

Dallas will play Dallas in Dallas, because this is Jerry Jones's stadium and he says so, and the rest of you can just step off.

3: Is this really it for Brett Favre?

What a ridiculous question. Yes. He's done. Stop asking. What was the question again? Oh, maybe. Not sure. Depends how he's feeling. Did you send a plane? This issue won't rest until Mr. Favre becomes a Washington Redskin - and then he'll want to stop playing football.