Wide Receiver Condoms

[flipflop]

Chad Ochocinco Condom: 85mm reservoir tip that catches everything your Johnson shoots.

T.O. Condom: Starts off well, but if you knock up a chick, it blames you.

Michael Crabtree Condom: Was supposed to be in stores in July, but didn’t show up until October.

Roy Williams Condom: Advertised as the #1 condom available, but you pay nine times the amount of the Miles Austin version for half of the reliability.

Steve Smith Condom: Great condom, except the main person buying them (Jake Delhomme) doesn’t appear to know how to put them on.

Larry Fitzgerald Condom: Catches everything, no matter how high up you shoot.

Anquan Boldin Condom: Great when it works but seems to break a lot.

Hines Ward Condom: Will block anything you can put at it, but will break your Johnson in doing so.

Wes Welker Condom: Good for 10-15 uses per session.

Braylon Edwards Condom: Has some fanfare, but always seems to drop the big one.

Plaxico Burress Condom: No lube needed, just add soap on a rope.