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Old 12-16-2008, 03:03 AM   #1
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NFL Christmas Anti-Gifts

If you're dressing your little daughter like a Lions cheerleader this winter, you're basically announcing, "I want my little girl to grow up with no self-esteem whatsoever and eventually go into porn."

For Browns fans $44.95 framed picture of Braylon Edwards dropping a catch? Could they have found just one pic of him catching one? Apparently not.

Check out the Vince Young trash-talk shirt, "conVINCEd yet?" The people of Nashville have a pretty good idea about VY now, but I doubt it is the intention of the shirt. We are indeed 'conVINCEd' that the Titans should have drafted Jay Cutler.

For Giants fans, a signed Super Bowl XLII football by Antonio Pierce for $269.99 that reads, "If you ever shoot yourself with this ball, I will hide it for you!" OK, I made that last part up.

Warning to Buffalo Bills fans: Do not click on this link.

Cowboy fans can check out this 'Memories' Quincy Carter-signed jersey for $500. I mean the memories you have of throwing your remote at the TV?

A throwback Jim Brown Cleveland jersey, only it's part of the "women's premier" collection, which means it's a jersey specifically designed for women to wear. Can you think of a more appalling gift for a girlfriend or wife than the throwback jersey of Jim Brown, the guy with a history of domestic abuse charges and making demeaning comments against women? I certainly can't. No wonder it's on sale. Too bad they can't sell this with an "Ike Turner's Greatest Hits" CD.

Source: ESPN.com
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