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05-17-2004, 06:20 AM | #1 |
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Country Music Lyrics
"I start my day with coffee and I end it with a beer, and inbetween I wonder what the hell I'm doing here"
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05-17-2004, 06:47 AM | #2 |
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"Those boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong.
They're too damn skinny and way too long. I ain't a holy roller, so I'll just use a bong. Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong. Standin there on main street across from Mr. Blues My faded leather jacket, My broken worn down boots I wondered to myself just how long I had been gone. Walked across the road and down a flight of stairs. Stepped into the hall and saw all my friends were there Neon lights were flashing Welcome come on in... It feels so good, feeling good again! I was drunk....the day my mom got out of prision! And I went to pick her up in the RAIN But before I could get to the station in my Pickup truck... She got runned over by a damn old train! My heroes have always been cowboys And they still are it seems..... I like this thread...
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05-17-2004, 06:56 AM | #3 |
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There stands the glass
That will take all my pain That will ease my poor brain It's my first one today. There stands the glass Fill it up to the rim. Will her memory dim? Buddy, I'm onmy way. I wonder where you are tonight I'm wondering if you are all right. I wonder, do you think of me In my misery?
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El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £ |
05-17-2004, 06:59 AM | #4 |
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I feel tears wellin' up, cold and deep inside,
Like my heart's sprung a big break. And the stab of loneliness, sharp and painful, That I may never shake. You might say that I was taking it hard, When she wrote me off with a call. But don't you wager that I'll hide the sorrow, When I may break right down and bawl. Well, the race is on and here comes pride up the backstretch, Heartaches are a-going to the inside. My tears are holding back, An' tryin' not to fall. My heart's out of the running, True love's scratched for another's sake. The race is on and it looks like heartaches, And the winner loses all. One day I ventured in love, never once suspectin', What the final results would be. How I lived in fear of wakin' up each mornin', And thinkin' that you're gone from me. There's ache and pain in my heart, For today was the one I hated to face. Somebody new came up to win her: I came out in second place. So now the race is on and here comes pride up the backstretch, Heartaches are going to the inside. My tears are holding back, An' tryin' not to fall. My heart's out of the running, True love's scratched for another's sake. The race is on and it looks like heartaches, And the winner loses all.
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El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £ |
05-17-2004, 07:04 AM | #5 |
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Egg suckin' dawg
I'm gonna put your head in the ground If you don't stop killin my chickens You dirty old egg suckin hound ***** Whisky river take my mind Don't let her memory torture me Whisky river don't fun dry Your all i've got to take care of me
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El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £ |
05-17-2004, 11:49 AM | #6 |
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Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror Cuz I get better lookin each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord it's hard to be humble But I'm doin' the best that I can I used to have a girlfriend But I guess she just couldn't compete With all these love starved women Who keep clamoring at my feet Well I probably could find me another But I guess they're all in awe of me Who cares I never get lonesome Cuz I treasure my own company Oh Lord it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror Cuz I get better lookin each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord it's hard to be humble But I'm doin the best that I can I guess you could say I am a loner A cowboy all locked up and proud Well I could have lots of friends if I wanted But then I wouldn't stand out in a crowd Some folks say that I'm egotistical Hell I don't even know what that means I guess it has something to do with the way That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans
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05-17-2004, 12:19 PM | #7 |
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I bought a rubber
In the truck stop bathroom I saw your number Scratched in the aluminum I'm just passing through Seguin tonight I wondered if I might spend the night 'Cause I need your love so desperately After all it is a Saturday And the wall said "For a good time, Call DRiftwood-4023." Now darlin', I know you don't know me But my friend dave said that you'd blow me So if you're feelin' kinda lonely I hope and pray you ain't too homely 'Cause I need your love so desperately After all it is a Saturday And the wall said "For a good time, Call DRiftwood-4023."
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El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £ |
05-17-2004, 07:50 PM | #8 |
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I got my first truck when I was three
Drove a hundred thousand miles on my knees. Hauled marlbes and rocks and thought twice before, I hauled a barbie doll bed for the girl next door. She stried to pay me with a kiss and I began to understand, There's somethin' women like about a pickup man. When I turned sixteen I'd saved a few hundred bucks, My first car was a pickup truck. I was cruisin' the town and the first girl I see, Was Bobbie Joe Gentry the homecoming queen. She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab, And said, "I never knew you were a pickup man". You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill, And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe de Ville. I've got an eight foot bed that never has to be made, You know if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates. I met all my wives in traffic jams, There's just somethin' women like about a pickup man! -Joe Diffie
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05-17-2004, 07:54 PM | #9 |
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Boys and girls take warning, if you go near the lake
Keep your eyes wide open, and look for Sneaky Snake Now maybe you won't see him, maybe you won't hear But he'll sneak up behind you, and drink all your root beer And then Sneaky Snake goes dancin', wigglin' and a-hissin' Sneaky Snake goes dancin', gigglin' and a-kissin' I don't like old Sneaky Snake; he laughs too much you see When he goes wigglin' through the grass, it tickles his underneath Well, Sneaky Snake drinks root beer, and he just makes me sick When he is not dancin', he looks just like a stick Now, he doesn't have any arms or legs, you cannot see his ears And while we are not lookin', he's stealin' all of our beer And then Sneaky Snake goes dancin', wigglin' and a-hissin' Sneaky Snake goes dancin', gigglin' and a-kissin' I don't like old Sneaky Snake; he laughs too much you see When he goes wigglin' through the grass, it tickles his underneath
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El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £ |
05-18-2004, 05:39 AM | #10 |
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... I used to kiss her on the lips,
But, it's all over now...
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