I want to be a sports commentator (when I grow up)

[cigarfan]

Apparently, you don't have to have extensive education.

I'm already trying to master many of the key phrases for football.

"Wow, if he hadn't got tackled, he could have run for a touchdown!"

or

"If that cornerback held on to the ball, that would have been an interception, and a touchdown for the defense."

How would we ever understand the game if it weren't for such brilliant analysis like this?