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07-21-2002, 11:04 PM | #1 |
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JAZZ : Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
BLUES : Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning. WORLD MUSIC : A dozen different types of percussion all going at once. OPERA : People singing when they should be talking. RAP : People talking when they should be singing. CLASSICAL : Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad. FOLK : Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century. BIG BAND : 20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer. HEAVY METAL : Codpiece and chaps HOUSE MUSIC : OK as long as it's not the house next door. Sigmund Freud would be annoyed. - Kinky Friedman I am a member of the Cuban Albino Midget Rapper Possee - MC Notorious Big Fat JpS
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