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Old 05-12-2005, 06:30 AM   #1
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Steaks/Cigars/Charity Auction Driving Directions

FROM the EAST:

GW Bridge to Interstate 80 WEST to Exit 52 (Lincoln Park).....Bear RIGHT to bottom of Exit Ramp to a "T" intersection (Two Bridges Road).......Make a LEFT onto 2 Bridges Road - about a minute later you will cross a bridge to another "T" intersection..... Make a LEFT at this intersection (continues as Two Bridges Road) - a minute or so later on your RIGHT is the Meadows Golf Course and the VERY LARGE White buildings of the Scottish Rite Masonic Complex -# 99 Two Bridges Road - Lincoln Park, NJ.....

FROM THE WEST:

Interstate 80 East to Exit 47B (Rt. 46 Eastbound) Stay on Rt. 46 for aprox 10 minutes to the Passaic Ave Exit (Shell Station on the Corner)...... Make a LEFT off the Exit Ramp and cross back over Rt. 46 below you - go STRAIGHT till you cross over a Bridge to a "T" intersection ....at this point, Passaic Ave has already become 'Two Bridges Road'.....make a LEFT at this "T" Intersection....a minute or so later on your RIGHT is the Meadows Golf Course and the VERY LARGE White buildings of the Scottish Rite Masonic Complex -# 99 Two Bridges Road , Lincoln Park, NJ

DOORS OPEN AT 5 pm (17:00 HOURS Z-5)
DINNER AT 18:00 HOURS !
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Old 05-12-2005, 06:37 AM   #2
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Why don't we just rename this thread the:

"Bashing Erich's Navigational Skills And As A Result Question His Manhood In General Thread "

You know it's going to wind up there sooner or later ....
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Old 05-12-2005, 07:03 AM   #3
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Special supplementary directions for Bro. Erich....

1. Unlock car
2. Sit in car - place key in ignition and start car
3. Put on seatbelt, lock door, take long shiny stick on steering wheel column and pull down till a little red indicator says "R" (if you want to go backwards - don't worry, they misspelled backwards) or D (if you want to go Forward) again, don't worry about the misspelling.

After the above is mastered - contact Dave C (designated as the transport coordinator for our event) for detailed driving instructions......

BTW - and all kidding aside as Bro. Erich is a big time supporter of our event - please let your guests know to look for the RESERVED "EHDG" table - I have placed your party together.......

See all on Saturday !!!! Hooah !
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Old 05-12-2005, 07:29 AM   #4
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Special supplementary directions for Bro. Erich....

1. Unlock car
2. Sit in car - place key in ignition and start car
3. Put on seatbelt, lock door, take long shiny stick on steering wheel column and pull down till a little red indicator says "R" (if you want to go backwards - don't worry, they misspelled backwards) or D (if you want to go Forward) again, don't worry about the misspelling.

After the above is mastered - contact Dave C (designated as the transport coordinator for our event) for detailed driving instructions......

BTW - and all kidding aside as Bro. Erich is a big time supporter of our event - please let your guests know to look for the RESERVED "EHDG" table - I have placed your party together.......

See all on Saturday !!!! Hooah !
Now I'm totally confused here!! There is no shinny stick on my steering wheel other then for my windshield wipers and something called Cruise Control which I still haven't figured out how to work. I've hit the button but it doesn't make my car go any faster for some reason. I get better acceleration and speed from using this long skinny peddle on the right and pressing it down to the floor!! Hmmm I'll look again later but I'm pretty positive those are the only levers I have connected to my steering column.
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Old 05-12-2005, 09:12 AM   #5
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Quote:
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Special supplementary directions for Bro. Erich....

1. Unlock car
2. Sit in car - place key in ignition and start car
3. Put on seatbelt, lock door, take long shiny stick on steering wheel column and pull down till a little red indicator says "R" (if you want to go backwards - don't worry, they misspelled backwards) or D (if you want to go Forward) again, don't worry about the misspelling.

After the above is mastered - contact Dave C (designated as the transport coordinator for our event) for detailed driving instructions......

BTW - and all kidding aside as Bro. Erich is a big time supporter of our event - please let your guests know to look for the RESERVED "EHDG" table - I have placed your party together.......

See all on Saturday !!!! Hooah !

Now that Eric knows how to get to the HERF can some one give him
directions to his table.
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Old 05-12-2005, 09:24 AM   #6
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Now that Eric knows how to get to the HERF can some one give him
directions to his table.
Damn Bobby you really do need a refresher course in learning how to spell. You can't even copy the correct spelling to my name from the above post. Now its spelled

E
R
I
C
H

Got that!!
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Old 05-12-2005, 12:31 PM   #7
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To answer all of the emails --- I'll be there at about 2 PM !

Thanks for all the efforts to help --we sure appreciate all and any help with the set ups and last minute details -- the worst that will happen is those who show up early will have extra time for smoking and consumption of massive quantities of adult beverage !
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Old 05-12-2005, 12:35 PM   #8
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Special supplementary directions for Bro. Erich....

1. Unlock car
2. Sit in car - place key in ignition and start car

3. Put on seatbelt, lock door, take long shiny stick on steering wheel column and pull down till a little red indicator says "R" (if you want to go backwards - don't worry, they misspelled backwards) or D (if you want to go Forward) again, don't worry about the misspelling.

After the above is mastered - contact Dave C (designated as the transport coordinator for our event) for detailed driving instructions......

BTW - and all kidding aside as Bro. Erich is a big time supporter of our event - please let your guests know to look for the RESERVED "EHDG" table - I have placed your party together.......

See all on Saturday !!!! Hooah !
You forgot open the car door!
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Old 05-12-2005, 12:39 PM   #9
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Special supplementary directions for Bro. Erich....

1. Unlock car
2. Sit in car - place key in ignition and start car

3. Put on seatbelt, lock door, take long shiny stick on steering wheel column and pull down till a little red indicator says "R" (if you want to go backwards - don't worry, they misspelled backwards) or D (if you want to go Forward) again, don't worry about the misspelling.

After the above is mastered - contact Dave C (designated as the transport coordinator for our event) for detailed driving instructions......

BTW - and all kidding aside as Bro. Erich is a big time supporter of our event - please let your guests know to look for the RESERVED "EHDG" table - I have placed your party together.......

See all on Saturday !!!! Hooah !
You forgot open the car door!
I didn't forget !!

Can we pick out the pattern here yet ?
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Old 05-12-2005, 01:21 PM   #10
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Now that Eric knows how to get to the HERF can some one give him
directions to his table.
Damn Bobby you really do need a refresher course in learning how to spell. You can't even copy the correct spelling to my name from the above post. Now its spelled

E
R
I
C
H

Got that!!
Actually, we took a vote and changed your name.
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