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Old 07-18-2018, 09:10 AM   #1
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Herf-Day destruction in Texas today!

Here's the scene...

It's quiet here in the real country........too quiet.....suddenly, out of the silence comes a knock upon the door. I cautiously approach with an air of suspicion and unease and slowly crack open the front porta. At the door is what appears to be, on first glance, your average everyday US postal service attired person. But, who is she, really? I carefully and gingerly accept the proffered package and re secure the door. But, now all of my senses are aware, tingling and on full alert.

Like Schrodinger's cat, I had no way of knowing, that it was already too late.........for me.





I awake on the ground in a daze with my ears ringing and debris scattered everywhere, it has happened yet again.

The only evidence, a cryptic note, that somehow survived the blast. "Happy Herf-Day....Damn You're Old!"

Clearly a mad pyrotechnic genius at work.

5 Samplers of great cigars! Oliva+ a branded torch, La Aroma De Cuba + a branded torch, Gurkha and other mixed samplers with Ave Maria- Churchill, Rocky Patel-Decade, Cohiba Red Dot and La Herencia Core!

37 smokes and two torches! Oh, the carnage!


What is there to say, but Thank You....You Diabolical Mad Wizard ....Whomever You are!



Who Dunnit?


Cheers!
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:20 AM   #2
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:41 AM   #3
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Old 07-18-2018, 10:27 AM   #4
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:18 PM   #5
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:24 PM   #6
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Cool Tommy!

This was a play off of Birthday I'm pretty sure.

But, everyday can be Herf day!

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Old 07-18-2018, 01:38 PM   #7
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Cool Tommy!

This was a play off of Birthday I'm pretty sure.

But, everyday can be Herf day!

Cheers!
Happy Herf-day, sir! I'll make sure to honor it in my smoke with TommyBB.

I dropped an old surprise bomb on Tommy by showing up in NOLA yesterday and shooting him a message. Poor guy never saw it coming
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:46 PM   #8
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