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Old 05-17-2010, 05:00 AM   #1
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Talking FULL MOON HERF - HOTLANTA

THE GATHERING IS UPON US!

EVE OF JUNE 26th ALL IMMORTAL BOTL WILL GATHER AT
FIVE SEASONS BREWERY @ 7:00 p.m.
FOR THE 2ND FULL MOON HERF OF 2010

Keep the FULL MOON to your back and the wind to your face, Sharpen your Cutters and load you Torches. We will sacrifice many virgin unsmoked cigars to our Beautiful and Powerful Queen, THE FULL MOON.

Those that do not attend this sacred GATHERING will suffer TEN years of Dull Cutters and Spuddering Torches.

First 70 attendees will pay NO ADMISSION. Rest are required to donate 10 Virgin Cigars for the TROOPS, " Operation Freedom Smoke" . Raffle (tenner) of gifts from our FULL MOON QUEEN will start at 8.m.


Remember,

In the END

there will be only

ONE
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Old 05-26-2010, 06:48 PM   #2
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FULL MOON HERF-Hotlanta

May 27th is the last FULL MOON before the GATHERING on June 26th. The PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE BOTL IMMORTALS WILL START AWAKENING for the "FULL MOON HERF" on the 26th of June. Prepare yourselves, for this the last Saturday FULL MOON of this first decade of this century. The Plasmatic Emergions will be unbelieveable. Miss this HERF and you will NOT be transformed to the NEXT LEVEL.


REMEMBER



IN THE END

THERE WILL BE ONLY

ONE

Five Seasons Brewery
5600 Roswell Rd
Atlanta, GA
404-255-5911
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Old 06-11-2010, 06:32 AM   #3
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Talking FULL MOON HERF-Hotlanta

We have Free Pass, Two-For-One Lap Dances, $4.00 Drinks coupons for Mardi Gras after the Herf. For each Lap Dance you buy, you get a free Cigar.

Remember,
In the END
there will be
Many Lap Dance
CIGARS
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Old 06-18-2010, 12:49 PM   #4
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FULL MOON HERF-Hotlanta

The MOON is in it's last quarter.

The IMMORTAL BOTLs are becoming more and more restless. Cutters are being sharped, lighters are being filled, lies and jokes are being collected, blatter exercises are on-going for the BEER drinkers, and amateur Lap Dancers are selecting their sequeined see-thru goodies.

I am sacrificing Virgin Cigars every night to the FULL MOON QUEEN, asking for cooler, dryer weather on the 26th. Al Gore says he'll be there if the temp. is higher than 85 and humid. is higher than 90. that night to celebrate Global Warming.


THE QUICKENING IS NEAR
.


IN THE END

THERE WILL BE

ONLY

ONE
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Old 06-25-2010, 06:04 PM   #5
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FULL MOON HERF-Hotlanta

The MOON is waxing, the IMMORTALS are all headed for the "FULL MOON HERF", from Antartica, North Pole, Azores, Gobi Desert, they are making their way to HOTLANTA by Dragons, Unicorns, Mammoth Elephants, Griffins, Tucker Cars, De Soto, and Studibaker Auto's. Do not miss this Cosmic Event; THE LAST FULL MOON ON A SATURDAY in this Decade.

The Infamous PADRON BOTTLE will there, full of cigar labels/bands. Guess within +- 100 and win a "Stinky Ashtray."

Suggest your apparel not be grey or blue in color. Mosquitos love those colors.

FREE CIGAR OR RAFFLE TICKET TO ANY LAW ENFORCRMENT, FIRE, EMS, AND ACTIVE DUTY MILITARY PERSONNEL
showing the OLD BOAR your ID.

Don't forget the POST PAR-TAY at MARDI GRAS, free cigar with each Lap Dance bought.

REMEMBER

IN THE END

THERE WILL BE ONLY


ONE
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