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Old 03-26-2002, 08:04 PM   #1
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Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!


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Old 03-26-2002, 09:20 PM   #2
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A: 100. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "I can do that."

How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?
Pay for the pizza.

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Old 03-27-2002, 06:03 AM   #3
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Old 03-27-2002, 08:53 AM   #4
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How do you nake him turn down his amp
Put sheet music in from of him

Why does a drummer leavs his sticks on the dashboard..So he can park in the handicapped spots.

How do you tell is the stage is level. The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth
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Old 03-27-2002, 08:56 AM   #5
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Old 03-28-2002, 12:25 AM   #6
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What does a lead guitar player use for birth control???????

His personality!
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Old 03-28-2002, 07:42 AM   #7
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What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four!
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Old 03-28-2002, 08:43 AM   #8
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What's the difference between an onion and a Fender?

Chopping up a Fender doesn't make you cry.

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El perro, el perro, es mi corazon.
El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno.
El Jefe es cantante,
El Jefe es muy famoso
El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo.

El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison
El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno
El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso
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Old 03-28-2002, 09:11 AM   #9
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what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend

Homeless

How do you get a guitar player off your porch
Tip him for the pizza delivery
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Old 03-28-2002, 09:48 AM   #10
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How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.


What did the drummer get on his IQ Test?

Drool.
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