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Old 03-05-2004, 02:12 PM   #1
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Lucid Dreaming?

Can anyone relate to this peculiar, and rather dangerous, phenomenon?

There I was, having the best sex ever with actress/model Famke Janssen when she gives me this soft portentous gaze and decides to bestow upon me a... just then I wake up. I find myself sitting up in bed herf'n on a PAM Exclusivo?

There was another one just last night. Only now I'm trapped in a hotel suite wearing nothing but my skivvies bobbing and slipping advances from Roseanne Barr. In all the confusion/terror she stepped on my foot and I fainted from the excruciating pain. When I awoke I was shaking, covered in sweat, and smoking on a Lone Wolf 5x50.
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Old 03-05-2004, 02:20 PM   #2
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I have had dreams just like this!
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Old 03-05-2004, 02:25 PM   #3
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All I can suggest is to "Buy More PAM Exclusivo's" and gift those Lone Wolfs off to some unsuspecting BOTL
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Old 03-05-2004, 03:54 PM   #4
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Just goes to show you get what you pay for!!
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Old 03-05-2004, 04:15 PM   #5
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I dream I'm on a Pyramid, and hundreds of naked women
are and the virgins are serving me Trilogy cigars....
What does it all mean !
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Old 03-05-2004, 06:21 PM   #6
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:46 PM   #7
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*shrug* I don't know what to tell you about sleep smoking, my two latest dreams have been me as a double-katana weilding samurai facing off agains an honorless ronin, or bar brawling in the old west with my buddies outnumbered 5:1.
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Old 03-06-2004, 06:30 AM   #9
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My tests finally came back. The doctor diagnosed me with narcolepsy compounded with boughts of short term memory.
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Old 03-06-2004, 06:38 AM   #10
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I think I'd rather do Roseanne Barr than smoke a Lone Wolf
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