Dead horse, with flies buzzing
I have a Zino cutter that my wife gave me 15 years ago. I've used it literally thousands of times. I've dropped it a couple of dozen times, it's fallen off the roof onto the driveway, been run over by the tractor, spent the weekend at the bottom of the pool and been through the washing machine so many times I've lost count, and it looks just like it did the day she gave it to me and still cuts cleaner than a virgin's pap smear.
My friend gave me a Xikar just before they switched to the cheap steel and I only take it out when he visits - say six times all told. My son dropped it on the floor today and the frikken scales popped off.
Are you serious?
Wow. Just wow.
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