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Old 02-13-2009, 07:24 AM   #1
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I figured it out

I know now what it is I hate the most about Lars and James and the boys. They are the middle of the road fast food version of metal.

From this day forth they will be referred to as McTallica.
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Old 02-14-2009, 05:16 AM   #2
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LOL. They do seem to be trying too hard to remain revelant.

McTallica, make me McBarf Mcbig-o-chunks!
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Old 02-21-2009, 04:42 AM   #3
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So true. Plus their egos are getting in the way.
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Old 02-23-2009, 07:12 PM   #4
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LOL. They do seem to be trying too hard to remain revelant.
Who is metallica?
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Old 02-27-2009, 12:13 PM   #5
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Who is metallica?
Alex, I'll take irrelevant bands for $200...
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Old 02-27-2009, 12:15 PM   #6
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And yeah, I know I'm breaking one of my cardinal rules by bagging on a band that a lot of people like. And this has definitely gone beyond satire into the realm of "your favorite band sucks," so I guess we should tone it down a tad.

But it's still the truth.
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:14 PM   #7
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I gotta tell ya, Jeff. You're about 12 years late on the whole "Metallica Sucks" sentiment. Sure, I was right there with you on June 4, 1996 when Load was released. You could hear metalheads' hearts breaking around the world on that day. June 4th is one of my best friends' birthday, too. He was super-pissed. However, after a number of subsequent horrible albums, Metallica has regrouped and once again put out quality thrash with their latest release. If you don't like Death Magnetic, then you're not a true metal fan. This is a very definitely good Thrash album. Is it their best? Hell no. Is it a good record. Hell's motherfuckin' yeah.

In a world of such pop-metal sniveling bullshit such as (Disturbed, Staind, Linkin Park, etc); when Metallica comes back from a 12 year slump with an ass-kicking record, hell yeah, they're relevant.

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Old 02-27-2009, 02:33 PM   #8
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Actually, I have never really cared much for McTallica, preferring more relevant bands like Anthrax and Motorhead. But this last album is so completely pre-packaged, fast-food pablum that I thought to comment on it.
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Old 03-13-2009, 10:31 AM   #9
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yep

i had a friend who was CONVINCED that Metallica died in a plane crash circa 1994 and was replaced by some sort of stand-in band ala the Paul is Dead phenomenon. I think that there may be some truth in this...the jury is still out.
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