World's All Time Stupidest Lyrics and Melodies

[Chastown]

This is one of them. Anyone remember this gem?


"Stay Awhile"

(As recorded by the Bells)
KEN TOBIAS

Into my room he creeps
Without making a sound
Into my dreams he peeps
With his hair all long and hangin' down
How he makes me quiver
How he makes me smile
With all this love I have to give him
I guess I'm gonna stay with him awhile.

[fvfanmc]

Yep! I remember the song. Does that make me old?

BtW, why isn't this in the other room?

[rockace521]

Gotta tip the hat to "Keep on a-Rockin' Me Baby", that Steve Miller Band song that made no earthly sense whatsoever. Nice tune, stupid words. (honorable mention to "Abra, Abra Cadabra," same group)

[Smoker06]

My favorite is "Blinded by the Light" by either the Boss or the Earth Band. Now those are some lyrics.

[rastacat]

...wrapped up like a douche, ya know, the rovers and the fights.

[Curt]

Rasta, you crack me up sometimes.

[rockace521]

Originally Posted by rastacat

...wrapped up like a douche, ya know, the rovers and the fights.

Ya know, it took me something like 20 years to work out the words to this song. The whole "douche" thing never sat well with me.

What I finally came to is that he's saying "revved up like a Deuce, another runner in the night," as in a Deuce coupe? Maybe that's not it, but I FEEL a whole lot better singin' that that the other thing...

[rastacat]

...'cause Joanie loves Chachie's gonna make it through the nighhhhht.

[Chastown]

Originally Posted by rastacat

...wrapped up like a douche, ya know, the rovers and the fights.

....then little early girly came and gave me curly whirly
and asked me if I needed a ride


You're damn right you're gonna need a ride after curly whirly.

[darkstar]

Louie Louie.

Great song but WTF up with them words?