The Ten Commandments of the SEC

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The Ten Commandments of the

I. Thou shall have no other sports greater than football.

II. Thou shalt take the name of thy conference and chant it at football games.

III. Remember National Signing Day and keep it Holy.

IV. Thou shalt have female cheerleaders who are Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition hot, hot, hot.

V. Honor thy boosters, beer and bourbon.

VI. Thou shalt kill the Big Ten.

VII. Thou shalt tailgate in ways that put all others to shame.

VIII. Thou shalt have speed, speed and more speed.

IX. Thou shalt not poison the trees of thy neighbor.

X. Thou shalt not stand in the way of a playoff system since an SEC school will win that too.