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03-26-2002, 08:04 PM | #1 |
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Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him! "War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left"
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03-26-2002, 09:20 PM | #2 |
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A: 100. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "I can do that."
How do you get the guitar player off of your porch? Pay for the pizza. "I will not be mishandled." - Avery Johnson
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03-27-2002, 06:03 AM | #3 |
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@ jefslat
"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left"
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03-27-2002, 08:53 AM | #4 |
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How do you nake him turn down his amp
Put sheet music in from of him Why does a drummer leavs his sticks on the dashboard..So he can park in the handicapped spots. How do you tell is the stage is level. The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth
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03-27-2002, 08:56 AM | #5 |
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03-28-2002, 12:25 AM | #6 |
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What does a lead guitar player use for birth control???????
His personality!
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03-28-2002, 07:42 AM | #7 |
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What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four!
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03-28-2002, 08:43 AM | #8 |
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What's the difference between an onion and a Fender?
Chopping up a Fender doesn't make you cry. "I will not be mishandled." - Avery Johnson
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03-28-2002, 09:11 AM | #9 |
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what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend
Homeless How do you get a guitar player off your porch Tip him for the pizza delivery
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03-28-2002, 09:48 AM | #10 |
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How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand. What did the drummer get on his IQ Test? Drool.
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