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Natgolfer · 03-26-2002, 08:04 PM

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!

"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left"

jefslat · 03-26-2002, 09:20 PM

A: 100. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "I can do that."

How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?
Pay for the pizza.

"I will not be mishandled." - Avery Johnson

Natgolfer · 03-27-2002, 06:03 AM

@ jefslat

"War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left"

mannish · 03-27-2002, 08:53 AM

How do you nake him turn down his amp
Put sheet music in from of him

Why does a drummer leavs his sticks on the dashboard..So he can park in the handicapped spots.

How do you tell is the stage is level. The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth

Fishin Phil · 03-27-2002, 08:56 AM

Bluespicker · 03-28-2002, 12:25 AM

What does a lead guitar player use for birth control???????

His personality!

Aahzz · 03-28-2002, 07:42 AM

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four!

jefslat · 03-28-2002, 08:43 AM

What's the difference between an onion and a Fender?

Chopping up a Fender doesn't make you cry.

"I will not be mishandled." - Avery Johnson

mannish · 03-28-2002, 09:11 AM

what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend

Homeless

How do you get a guitar player off your porch
Tip him for the pizza delivery

Aahzz · 03-28-2002, 09:48 AM

How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.

What did the drummer get on his IQ Test?

Drool.

03-26-2002, 08:04 PM	#1
Natgolfer Club Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: #14, 559 yard par 5, lying 1, right side of fairway, 242 yards out, taking a leak behind an oak tree Posts: 3,370	Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him! "War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left" __________________ We don't have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough, we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. - Ronald Reagan

03-26-2002, 09:20 PM	#2
jefslat CW WarCraft God CW Special Correspondent Editor at Large Predominant CW Ambassador Herf God Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: San Antonio de Bexar Posts: 38,917	A: 100. One to screw it in and 99 to say, "I can do that." How do you get the guitar player off of your porch? Pay for the pizza. "I will not be mishandled." - Avery Johnson __________________ El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £

03-27-2002, 06:03 AM	#3
Natgolfer Club Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: #14, 559 yard par 5, lying 1, right side of fairway, 242 yards out, taking a leak behind an oak tree Posts: 3,370	@ jefslat "War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left" __________________ We don't have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough, we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. - Ronald Reagan

03-27-2002, 08:53 AM	#4
mannish Herf God Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Springville, AL USA Posts: 15,792	How do you nake him turn down his amp Put sheet music in from of him Why does a drummer leavs his sticks on the dashboard..So he can park in the handicapped spots. How do you tell is the stage is level. The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth __________________ “We do not see things as they are, we see them as we are.”

03-27-2002, 08:56 AM	#5
Fishin Phil Herf God Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Machesney Park, IL USA Posts: 17,425	__________________ The only thing better than fishing, is smoking a cigar while fishing.

03-28-2002, 12:25 AM	#6
Bluespicker Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Playa del Carmen, Mexico Posts: 939	What does a lead guitar player use for birth control??????? His personality! __________________ "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre frontal lobotomy"

03-28-2002, 07:42 AM	#7
Aahzz Club Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Union, KY USA Posts: 2,690	What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four! __________________ I want music, sex, and cookies JLOH #42

03-28-2002, 08:43 AM	#8
jefslat CW WarCraft God CW Special Correspondent Editor at Large Predominant CW Ambassador Herf God Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: San Antonio de Bexar Posts: 38,917	What's the difference between an onion and a Fender? Chopping up a Fender doesn't make you cry. "I will not be mishandled." - Avery Johnson __________________ El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £

03-28-2002, 09:11 AM	#9
mannish Herf God Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Springville, AL USA Posts: 15,792	what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend Homeless How do you get a guitar player off your porch Tip him for the pizza delivery __________________ “We do not see things as they are, we see them as we are.”

03-28-2002, 09:48 AM	#10
Aahzz Club Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Union, KY USA Posts: 2,690	How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the keyboard player can do it with his left hand. What did the drummer get on his IQ Test? Drool. __________________ I want music, sex, and cookies JLOH #42

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