Sancho Panza Non Plus - CDT CCUT

Sancho Panza Non Plus
5 X 42
Filler - Cuba, Binder - Cuba, Wrapper - Cuba

This imperfect mareva reminded me of some girls I've known. It had a flat back, a slightly bad complexion, and a serious camel toe, but I wanted her. The box press was only on the back of the cigar, perhaps since this one came from the top row of the box, and the wrapper, dark and rusty, had some blemishes that couldn't be ignored. The cap protruded a bit and was bound tightly. Add to all that the pronounced curvature to the length of the stick and the excellent draw and you come up with an ugly but willing partner. Let's dance!

I clipped the little cigar, puffed it to life, and was immediately struck by the earth and straightforward tobacco flavor. There was definitely no leisurely foreplay with soft music and candlelight, this little lady wanted to get right down to business. The inelaborate and moderately strong flavor was just what I was looking for, however, and I was soon wrapped in the arms of the wanton Habanos hussy. A slightly uneven burn and a mysteriously light aroma were only marginally distracting, as I was immersed in the grunting, sweaty act of consummating this relationship. The small size meant it was over too quickly, but I was left with a nice memory and a phone number in case I ever want to revisit this lustful plain jane.

I'm not embarrased I like these cigars; everybody needs a shoulder to lean on sometimes and this diminutive cigar will always have a place in my heart. Recommended.

Appearance: 7/10
Construction: 7/10
Flavor: 16/20
Finish: 7/10
Smoking experience: 18/20
Aroma: 7/10
Overall impression: 18/20

Total: 80/100