_gonz_ strikes again!

[Charter Captain]

It all started when I arrived at the office this A.M. All was quiet at first, then all hell broke loose when the postman arrived. After being thoroughly scolded by the postman, I sat down to see what the ruckus was about as he slowly limped away .

I come to find out that I was not even the target of this attack, it was Misses Captain! Is nothing sacred?! She was gifted with a LARGE assortment of her favorite smokes, all super premium (Opus X and Fuentes) and to top that, he sends her a Ghurka knife, most likely to keep me away from her smokes .

This man must be stopped people, we must band together and bomb him to submission before he goes off the deep end! This is a call to arms brothers!

In all seriousness though, _gonz_ is one hell of a BOTL , and to include the misses just goes to show how generous and thoughtful this brother truely is.
Thanks bro! ,











....but your time will come...