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TommyZman · 06-15-2006, 07:35 AM

How does your significant other feel about your passion?

Personally, my wife hates them with a passion. She bitches when I smell like smoke, she curses when I leave behind ashes, and she preaches when I smoke around the kids. I lit up a Punch Champion on my porch last night, and she gave me shit abouth the smell wafting through the house. (That gar kicks ass by the way.) I said, what do you want me to do, go smoke in the street. She thought up state New York was a better idea. I love the woman dearly, but she has raked my sack over the coals (what I have left of them, that is) for over ten years.

Funny though, she sure loves cashing those fucking checks I receive when I write articles for Cigar Magazine.

When I received my latest payment, my wife immediately started talking about new patio furniture and these shoes she's wanted. I told her I was using it for a world wide herf, starting in Jersey and ending up in Havavna.

It seems my wit and sense of humor is only appreciated by you guys on CW. Excuse me while I ask go ask for my ball-bag back.

- Tommy Z.

06-15-2006, 07:35 AM	#1
TommyZman Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Jersey Soprano Country Posts: 883	Wives and Cigars...Nature's Deadly Mix... How does your significant other feel about your passion? Personally, my wife hates them with a passion. She bitches when I smell like smoke, she curses when I leave behind ashes, and she preaches when I smoke around the kids. I lit up a Punch Champion on my porch last night, and she gave me shit abouth the smell wafting through the house. (That gar kicks ass by the way.) I said, what do you want me to do, go smoke in the street. She thought up state New York was a better idea. I love the woman dearly, but she has raked my sack over the coals (what I have left of them, that is) for over ten years. Funny though, she sure loves cashing those fucking checks I receive when I write articles for Cigar Magazine. When I received my latest payment, my wife immediately started talking about new patio furniture and these shoes she's wanted. I told her I was using it for a world wide herf, starting in Jersey and ending up in Havavna. It seems my wit and sense of humor is only appreciated by you guys on CW. Excuse me while I ask go ask for my ball-bag back. - Tommy Z. __________________ Hey BOTL's check out the site dedicated to the cigar smoking Man's Man, http://www.planetzman.com