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hermit · 08-02-2024, 10:37 AM

I watched the "Hall of Fame Game" last night; at least until it got rained out with 3 minutes left in the third quarter.

The new rule is supposed to promote returns. Off to a bad start;
not one of eight kickoffs made it past the 32 yard line.
A "twelfth man" on the kickoff team holds the ball for the kicker
then runs off the field. The kicking team lines up at the forty and the return team at the thirty-five. The ball is supposed to land in the "landing zone" between the goal line and the twenty.
Nobody else moves until the ball lands or is caught.
There will never be a turnover on a muffed kick; the returner will have
plenty of time to retrieve the ball. This is supposed to be a one year experiment. I hope it dies.

If they wanna see returns, they should adopt UFL Kickoff rules.

https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules...ule-explainer/

TommyBB · 08-03-2024, 08:47 AM

Fuck the NFL

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BigO · 08-03-2024, 09:49 AM

My question is simple: what was the new rule supposed to correct that the old one messed up? That's not asked sarcastically.

TommyBB · 08-03-2024, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigO

My question is simple: what was the new rule supposed to correct that the old one messed up? That's not asked sarcastically.

Touch backs.
NFL kickers routinely kick the ball out of the end zone. They did this to cut back on injuries since returns, we are told, are the most dangerous plays in the game.
Now, there are no returns, due to booming kickoffs. So the NFL must introduce more fuckery to correct other recently enacted fuckery.

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BigO · 08-03-2024, 10:34 AM

OK, I think I got it: Fix it until it breaks. Pretty much mirrors our culture on that point.

jefslat · 08-03-2024, 04:59 PM

There's also the bit where a team has to declare an on-side kickoff to the refs and the other team, only in Q4, and only if said team is trailing. Also, the head coaches are going to be obligated to two interview by a sideline reporter (before kickoff and at the end of the game).

BigO · 08-03-2024, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jefslat

There's also the bit where a team has to declare an on-side kickoff to the refs and the other team, only in Q4, and only if said team is trailing. Also, the head coaches are going to be obligated to two interview by a sideline reporter (before kickoff and at the end of the game).

That there is just a dumb idea, I don't care who you are. The sooner we get Condi Rice as Commish, the better.

TommyBB · 08-03-2024, 07:11 PM

Roger Goodell isn't going anywhere. He does the owners' dirty work, he's the scapegoat and bad guy. In the mean time they're making more money than they ever have. Nothing positive will ever happen for the fans.

BigO · 08-04-2024, 05:54 AM

He ain't gonna live forever. Graveyards are full of indispensible people.

KatDad · 08-04-2024, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TommyBB

Roger Goodell isn't going anywhere. He does the owners' dirty work, he's the scapegoat and bad guy. In the mean time they're making more money than they ever have. Nothing positive will ever happen for the fans.

Spot freaking on!

Sadly, I still like to watch it. What will finally sour me is the gradual evolution to full pay per view, which might take a while, but my gut tells me is inevitable as the greedy bastards want every dollar they can squeeze out of fans.

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08-02-2024, 10:37 AM	#1
hermit Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ascension Parish Posts: 3,871	NFL - New kickoff rules I watched the "Hall of Fame Game" last night; at least until it got rained out with 3 minutes left in the third quarter. The new rule is supposed to promote returns. Off to a bad start; not one of eight kickoffs made it past the 32 yard line. A "twelfth man" on the kickoff team holds the ball for the kicker then runs off the field. The kicking team lines up at the forty and the return team at the thirty-five. The ball is supposed to land in the "landing zone" between the goal line and the twenty. Nobody else moves until the ball lands or is caught. There will never be a turnover on a muffed kick; the returner will have plenty of time to retrieve the ball. This is supposed to be a one year experiment. I hope it dies. If they wanna see returns, they should adopt UFL Kickoff rules. https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules...ule-explainer/ __________________ "Civility is an illusion; savagery is the default state of humanity." - Quinlan “Ours may become the first civilization destroyed, not by the power of our enemies, but by the ignorance of our teachers and the dangerous nonsense they are teaching our children. In an age of artificial intelligence, they are creating artificial stupidity.” Thomas Sowell 'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.' Orwell

08-03-2024, 08:47 AM	#2
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08-03-2024, 09:49 AM	#3
BigO Publisher/Owner El Chefé BBQ Guru Herf God Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Atlanta. Posts: 56,465	My question is simple: what was the new rule supposed to correct that the old one messed up? That's not asked sarcastically. __________________ Every time you think you've become too cynical, the world finds a way to teach you that the real problem is that you haven't become cynical enough Free speech is free speech is free speech. There is no qualifier. If you aren't outraged, you aren't paying attention. Never attribute malice to that what can be explained as stupidity. Unborn lives matter too.

08-03-2024, 10:34 AM	#5
BigO Publisher/Owner El Chefé BBQ Guru Herf God Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Atlanta. Posts: 56,465	OK, I think I got it: Fix it until it breaks. Pretty much mirrors our culture on that point. __________________ Every time you think you've become too cynical, the world finds a way to teach you that the real problem is that you haven't become cynical enough Free speech is free speech is free speech. There is no qualifier. If you aren't outraged, you aren't paying attention. Never attribute malice to that what can be explained as stupidity. Unborn lives matter too.

08-03-2024, 04:59 PM	#6
jefslat CW WarCraft God CW Special Correspondent Editor at Large Predominant CW Ambassador Herf God Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: San Antonio de Bexar Posts: 39,132	There's also the bit where a team has to declare an on-side kickoff to the refs and the other team, only in Q4, and only if said team is trailing. Also, the head coaches are going to be obligated to two interview by a sideline reporter (before kickoff and at the end of the game). __________________ El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £

08-03-2024, 07:11 PM	#8
TommyBB Editor-in-Chief Herf God Join Date: Aug 1998 Location: Harvey, LA Posts: 87,236	Roger Goodell isn't going anywhere. He does the owners' dirty work, he's the scapegoat and bad guy. In the mean time they're making more money than they ever have. Nothing positive will ever happen for the fans. __________________ +In Memory of E.Guevara(Cubano67)W.Orlando(Shadow) A.Morris (Knife) D.Odom (dodom) D.Revermann (dgr) S.Bouchard (sb1396) M.Cole (Matt76) S.Faccenda (TOJE) R.Smith(IBMer) V.Vandermeer (van55)M.Davis(boxdoctor)S.Singer(bassman)K.Doetze l (drillrk1)D.Hart(garme1962)J.Coleman(John C 81)T.Gossett(Dartplayer1)J.Bolt (jb)E.J.Ferralles(CaballoPinto)M.Cataldo(FVFanMC)K Payne(SanchoPanza)F.Seltzer(Mowee)+LB+Connor Olson+Micah Kercheval+Maggie Bonefas+Karen

08-04-2024, 05:54 AM	#9
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