Cigar Weekly

Lang Daddy · 05-11-2002, 05:18 PM

You know the one. When your outside someplace enjoying a tasty stick and maybe a hundred yards away (or even further)some people are walking by. One of the jerks from the group starts to generate this lame excuse for a cough (totally exaggerated and fake). And then says "oh look there he is. He's the one smoking the cigar. I hate cigars...cah, cah, cah". Making it a point so you can hear their complaints and their lame ass cough!

This happened to me while I was fishing today (two or three times). I made it a point to stay away from all the granola heads so I could enjoy a smoke while fishing. But leave it to some jerk to bitch. I guess you had to be there to know how far away these people were and that I HIGHLY doubt my creamy delicous smoke really made them cough.

Just wanted to bitch a little myself. I feel much better now, thanks.

Lagniappe · 05-11-2002, 05:38 PM

I recommend sticking the lit end of your cigar in their eye. See if they bitch about the smoke then.

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mad4maduro · 05-11-2002, 06:13 PM

Ahhhh...the "cough" .. I know it well, my friend.

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scott1966 · 05-11-2002, 06:58 PM

I get people bitching as I am lighting it up. It really amazes me when I am in a dance club and there is so much cigarette smoke that you can't even breathe, but the minute you light up a cigar they make stupid faces. Mostly the women who are chain smoking that complain the most.

Boxdoctor · 05-11-2002, 07:08 PM

I curse em a blue streak, make my face and neck get red on purpose and get in their face and say " I,m psychotic and my shrink is in the process of switching my medication, I REALLY think you should leave the area NOW !

Boxdoctor · 05-11-2002, 07:18 PM

Heres another good one..I,m on a train through the south of Spain for 6 days on my honeymoon 2 years ago. There are 60 people on this " orient express " of Spain and 26 are Americans. Now, we are in the second largest Habanos country in the world, along with a french couple that have cigarettes hanging out of their mouths 19 hrs. a day( they sleep 5 ). Most of the French and Spaniards are smoking and of course I have my cigars; 2 cabins down in our car are 4 Californians from LA in their 50s and SAME SHIT; there are NO smoking prohibitions on the train and ashtrays everywhere including in the cabins. What went on with these 4 prima donnas the first 2 days was almost comical, up to and including rude commentary and EVEN holding noses..ALL this in Europe where they smoke like fiends. We finally got them to avoid us the balance of the trip but I was NOT gonna back down and not enjoy my smokes in Spain..in the bar car, in our cabin and on any number of the terrific guided tours at every stop. They just stayed well away from us the last 4 days and my wife and I had a really enjoyable time !

flipflop · 05-11-2002, 07:29 PM

Try this tactic which I learned in Australia...

"Sorry. But have you devoted your entire life to becoming a total dickhead, or is it a genetic defect caused by bad breeding within your immediate family? Have a nice day by the way."

"Don't take yourself or life too seriously. You ain't getting off this planet alive!" - My grandfather

fvfanmc · 05-11-2002, 07:53 PM

Since I am a mild mannered person, If I hear that cough, I just meander my way closer to the person. This way, I will be assisting them to learn how to "cough the cough".

jefslat · 05-11-2002, 08:07 PM

If you're fishing, youre outdoos, so FUCK them. Anyone outside who complains about even cigarette smoke needs to grow a motherfucking life.

That, uh, wasn't too strong, was it?

"Well, there was me, that is, Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim, and we were sitting in the Korova Milk Bar trying to make up our razoodocks about what to do with the evening."

Herfules · 05-11-2002, 08:12 PM

Next time tell them...

"Oh, I'm sorry. Is my cigar bothering you. Sorry, but I was recently diagnosed with a terminal illness. My doctor said I only have a week to live, so I wanted to live a little and try new things. I'll put it out if it's bothering you, though."

Heck man, they might even buy you a box of cigars!

Just kidding. You shouldn't oughta do it!

Peace,
Herfules

"All I've got is a red guitar, 3 chords, and the Truth" Bono-U2

Edited by - Herfules on 05/12/2002 09:51:01 AM

05-11-2002, 05:38 PM	#2
Lagniappe Club Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Tyrone, GA Posts: 1,062	I recommend sticking the lit end of your cigar in their eye. See if they bitch about the smoke then. This space for rent __________________ "If they removed all the porn from the internet, there would be just one page left called 'Bring Back The Porn'" - Dr Cox from Scrubs

05-11-2002, 06:13 PM	#3
mad4maduro Club Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Central NYS Posts: 1,096	Ahhhh...the "cough" .. I know it well, my friend. <--- for all the "coughers" __________________ https://www.facebook.com/Jaclyn.Eric...12983155379296 - CIGAR themed ART and more here "A fine cigar is like a fine woman. Caress their skin, admire their beauty. Bring them slowly to your lips, enjoy their flavor, their aroma..."

05-11-2002, 07:08 PM	#5
Boxdoctor Herf Meister Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: MRN,s book...stuck between pag Posts: 6,742	I curse em a blue streak, make my face and neck get red on purpose and get in their face and say " I,m psychotic and my shrink is in the process of switching my medication, I REALLY think you should leave the area NOW ! __________________ Rafael Gonzalez: Earl of Lonsdale and cousin to Juan Lopez

05-11-2002, 07:18 PM	#6
Boxdoctor Herf Meister Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: MRN,s book...stuck between pag Posts: 6,742	Heres another good one..I,m on a train through the south of Spain for 6 days on my honeymoon 2 years ago. There are 60 people on this " orient express " of Spain and 26 are Americans. Now, we are in the second largest Habanos country in the world, along with a french couple that have cigarettes hanging out of their mouths 19 hrs. a day( they sleep 5 ). Most of the French and Spaniards are smoking and of course I have my cigars; 2 cabins down in our car are 4 Californians from LA in their 50s and SAME SHIT; there are NO smoking prohibitions on the train and ashtrays everywhere including in the cabins. What went on with these 4 prima donnas the first 2 days was almost comical, up to and including rude commentary and EVEN holding noses..ALL this in Europe where they smoke like fiends. We finally got them to avoid us the balance of the trip but I was NOT gonna back down and not enjoy my smokes in Spain..in the bar car, in our cabin and on any number of the terrific guided tours at every stop. They just stayed well away from us the last 4 days and my wife and I had a really enjoyable time ! __________________ Rafael Gonzalez: Earl of Lonsdale and cousin to Juan Lopez

05-11-2002, 07:29 PM	#7
flipflop Contributing Editor CW Butt Whisperer Herf God Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Marietta, Georgia Posts: 50,560	Try this tactic which I learned in Australia... "Sorry. But have you devoted your entire life to becoming a total dickhead, or is it a genetic defect caused by bad breeding within your immediate family? Have a nice day by the way." "Don't take yourself or life too seriously. You ain't getting off this planet alive!" - My grandfather __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." -- H. L. Mencken "I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you." -- Ghengis Khan

05-11-2002, 05:18 PM	#1
Lang Daddy Club Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Central, NY Posts: 2,328	You know the one. When your outside someplace enjoying a tasty stick and maybe a hundred yards away (or even further)some people are walking by. One of the jerks from the group starts to generate this lame excuse for a cough (totally exaggerated and fake). And then says "oh look there he is. He's the one smoking the cigar. I hate cigars...cah, cah, cah". Making it a point so you can hear their complaints and their lame ass cough! This happened to me while I was fishing today (two or three times). I made it a point to stay away from all the granola heads so I could enjoy a smoke while fishing. But leave it to some jerk to bitch. I guess you had to be there to know how far away these people were and that I HIGHLY doubt my creamy delicous smoke really made them cough. Just wanted to bitch a little myself. I feel much better now, thanks.

05-11-2002, 06:58 PM	#4
scott1966 Herf Meister Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: USA Posts: 6,377	I get people bitching as I am lighting it up. It really amazes me when I am in a dance club and there is so much cigarette smoke that you can't even breathe, but the minute you light up a cigar they make stupid faces. Mostly the women who are chain smoking that complain the most.

05-11-2002, 07:53 PM	#8
fvfanmc Self Exiled Herf God Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Kearny, NJ Posts: 40,584	Since I am a mild mannered person, If I hear that cough, I just meander my way closer to the person. This way, I will be assisting them to learn how to "cough the cough".

05-11-2002, 08:07 PM	#9
jefslat CW WarCraft God CW Special Correspondent Editor at Large Predominant CW Ambassador Herf God Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: San Antonio de Bexar Posts: 39,130	If you're fishing, youre outdoos, so FUCK them. Anyone outside who complains about even cigarette smoke needs to grow a motherfucking life. That, uh, wasn't too strong, was it? "Well, there was me, that is, Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie and Dim, and we were sitting in the Korova Milk Bar trying to make up our razoodocks about what to do with the evening." __________________ El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £

05-11-2002, 08:12 PM	#10
Herfules Club Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Raleigh-ish, NC Posts: 1,571	Next time tell them... "Oh, I'm sorry. Is my cigar bothering you. Sorry, but I was recently diagnosed with a terminal illness. My doctor said I only have a week to live, so I wanted to live a little and try new things. I'll put it out if it's bothering you, though." Heck man, they might even buy you a box of cigars! Just kidding. You shouldn't oughta do it! Peace, Herfules "All I've got is a red guitar, 3 chords, and the Truth" Bono-U2 Edited by - Herfules on 05/12/2002 09:51:01 AM __________________ Peace, Herfules