Cigar Weekly

Mad Dawg · 10-06-2014, 05:42 AM

...do not mix!

I know, Chapter 1, Book of Duh.

It was last Saturday, and the cigar wasn't lit. I'm not that stupid. It was a 4+ year old Old Henry Churchill, yellow cello, clipped and ready to go. I rested it on the seat of the Bobcat and went to fuel 'er up. I no sooner got the gas going than the nozzle slipped out of the tank and doused the Bobcat, the seat, and the Old Henry with gas....a quasi-automotive version of "the money shot."

I didn't invent any new words, but I did string some old words together in new and creative ways.

Old Henry vanished into the trash can.

KatDad · 10-06-2014, 06:03 AM

CSMAnderson · 10-06-2014, 11:01 AM

What a waste of a good cigar. I hope you had another ready for the job at hand.

Mad Dawg · 10-06-2014, 11:02 AM

Mercifully, I did have another...thank goodness!

hermit · 10-06-2014, 11:08 AM

Diesel?

Mad Dawg · 10-06-2014, 11:12 AM

Well played, sir. Well played!

10-06-2014, 05:42 AM	#1
Mad Dawg Administrator Herf Dog Herf God Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 34,198	Cigars and gasoline... ...do not mix! I know, Chapter 1, Book of Duh. It was last Saturday, and the cigar wasn't lit. I'm not that stupid. It was a 4+ year old Old Henry Churchill, yellow cello, clipped and ready to go. I rested it on the seat of the Bobcat and went to fuel 'er up. I no sooner got the gas going than the nozzle slipped out of the tank and doused the Bobcat, the seat, and the Old Henry with gas....a quasi-automotive version of "the money shot." I didn't invent any new words, but I did string some old words together in new and creative ways. Old Henry vanished into the trash can. __________________ Gone, But Never Forgotten. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ That which does not kill me....has made a grave tactical error.

10-06-2014, 06:03 AM	#2
KatDad Herf God Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Overland Park, Kansas Posts: 30,648	__________________ The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it George Bernard Shaw The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule it H. L. Mencken The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants Albert Camus The Land of the Free Because of the Brave

10-06-2014, 11:02 AM	#4
Mad Dawg Administrator Herf Dog Herf God Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 34,198	Mercifully, I did have another...thank goodness! __________________ Gone, But Never Forgotten. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ That which does not kill me....has made a grave tactical error.

10-06-2014, 11:08 AM	#5
hermit Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ascension Parish Posts: 3,871	Diesel? __________________ "Civility is an illusion; savagery is the default state of humanity." - Quinlan “Ours may become the first civilization destroyed, not by the power of our enemies, but by the ignorance of our teachers and the dangerous nonsense they are teaching our children. In an age of artificial intelligence, they are creating artificial stupidity.” Thomas Sowell 'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.' Orwell

10-06-2014, 11:12 AM	#6
Mad Dawg Administrator Herf Dog Herf God Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 34,198	Well played, sir. Well played! __________________ Gone, But Never Forgotten. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ That which does not kill me....has made a grave tactical error.

10-06-2014, 11:01 AM	#3
CSMAnderson Herf God Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 16,716	What a waste of a good cigar. I hope you had another ready for the job at hand.