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Old 10-21-2018, 01:36 PM   #1
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While Smoking the Limited Edition Monte from a glass top box...

...that an employee gave me, I recalled just how bad fake cibans are lol
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Old 10-21-2018, 02:34 PM   #2
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And here I just nubbed a real Partagas Series P # 2.
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Old 10-22-2018, 03:52 AM   #3
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I would be a little apprehensive in smoking a fake not knowing if there are "additives" in there other than tobacco.
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Old 10-22-2018, 07:39 AM   #4
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Real Habanos are rolled on the thighs of young Cuban virgins.


Fakes are rolled on the wrinkled taints of old Mexican whores.


So how was it really, gumby?
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Old 10-22-2018, 09:03 AM   #5
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Real Habanos are rolled on the thighs of young Cuban virgins.


Fakes are rolled on the wrinkled taints of old Mexican whores.


So how was it really, gumby?
I thought the fakes were rolled on Brian's thighs.
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Old 10-22-2018, 06:29 PM   #6
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I thought the fakes were rolled on Brian's thighs.

EWW, now I know where that pubic hair in my fake Cuban cigar came from!
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Old 10-24-2018, 07:13 AM   #7
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I thought the fakes were rolled on Brian's thighs.
I use scented body moisturizers when I roll for drew estates.
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[QUOTE=Mad Dawg;2778009]Real Habanos are rolled on the thighs of young Cuban virgins.


Fakes are rolled on the wrinkled taints of old Mexican whores.

It's called box pressed.
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Old 10-24-2018, 09:02 AM   #9
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Real Habanos are rolled on the thighs of young Cuban virgins.


Fakes are rolled on the wrinkled taints of old Mexican whores.

It's called box pressed.


Does that mean that they are Maduro's? Say it'taint so.

Well, if the cigar was a fake, at least the Pubic Hair was genuine.


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Real Habanos are rolled on the thighs of young Cuban virgins.


Fakes are rolled on the wrinkled taints of old Mexican whores.

It's called box pressed.
Hmmm...that might explain that inidentifiable flavor that I Liked so much.
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