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07-26-2002, 12:23 PM | #1 |
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Aahzz's thread got me to thinking. List your favorite "off-center" lyrics.
My girlfriend is a rock She looks like a piece of chalk Or maybe alabaster I guess I'll have to ask her ***** Bales of cocaine fallin' from low-flying planes I don't know who done dropped them, but I thank 'em just the same Bales of cocaine fallin' like the pourin' rain My life was changed completely by them low-flying planes ***** Hey there, Mr Officer Why'd you shoot my dog? If I took a shit, my friend You'd probably shoot the log. BTW, identify the three songs and I'll "reward" you... Sigmund Freud would be annoyed. - Kinky Friedman I am a member of the Cuban Albino Midget Rapper Possee - MC Notorious Big Fat JpS
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