Cigar Weekly

BigO · 08-09-2018, 04:49 PM

Floss and a beer!

KatDad · 08-10-2018, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by gumby

Talk about hair of the dog.

More like hair of the cat.

Mad Dawg · 08-10-2018, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by grtrx

T g strings of lightly shaved virgins

Or sweat sponged from the wrinkled taints of old Brazilian whores.

BigO · 08-10-2018, 04:33 PM

That's an image I'll never unsee.

Briandg · 08-11-2018, 11:40 AM

The terrible thing about this is imagining the condition of a woman and her underwear, if you could use that underwear to start fermentation of a vat of beer.

I had a history professor who was just nuts. he told us that some of the old moonshiners would toss a dead squirrel into the mash and the crap in its hair would start the fermentation of the mash.

So, imagine a woman whose cooter can be substituted for a dead squirrel in modern alchemy. Then try to make that go away.

beevod · 08-11-2018, 02:41 PM

Kind of amplifies the meaning of bushwhacked

grtrx · 08-12-2018, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by beevod

Kind of amplifies the meaning of bushwhacked

I've heard of funky beer, but sploogy is something I don't want

beevod · 08-12-2018, 08:37 AM

For best results, keep it away from ultraviolet light.

grtrx · 08-12-2018, 09:03 AM

does it pair well with avocado toast?

beevod · 08-12-2018, 09:10 AM

Polish lancers swear by it.

08-09-2018, 04:49 PM	#21
BigO Publisher/Owner El Chefé BBQ Guru Herf God Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Atlanta. Posts: 55,765	Floss and a beer! __________________ Every time you think you've become too cynical, the world finds a way to teach you that the real problem is that you haven't become cynical enough Free speech is free speech is free speech. There is no qualifier. If you aren't outraged, you aren't paying attention. Never attribute malice to that what can be explained as stupidity. Unborn lives matter too.

08-10-2018, 04:33 PM	#24
BigO Publisher/Owner El Chefé BBQ Guru Herf God Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Atlanta. Posts: 55,765	That's an image I'll never unsee. __________________ Every time you think you've become too cynical, the world finds a way to teach you that the real problem is that you haven't become cynical enough Free speech is free speech is free speech. There is no qualifier. If you aren't outraged, you aren't paying attention. Never attribute malice to that what can be explained as stupidity. Unborn lives matter too.

08-11-2018, 02:41 PM	#26
beevod Herf God Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 20,927	Kind of amplifies the meaning of bushwhacked __________________ "Moderation in all things. Excess in everything else."

08-12-2018, 08:37 AM	#28
beevod Herf God Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 20,927	For best results, keep it away from ultraviolet light. __________________ "Moderation in all things. Excess in everything else."

08-12-2018, 09:03 AM	#29
grtrx Contributing Editor Herf God Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Naperville IL Posts: 44,579	does it pair well with avocado toast? __________________ "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Sir Winston Churchill "A sick thought can devour the body's flesh more than fever or consumption." - Guy de Maupassant

08-11-2018, 11:40 AM	#25
Briandg CW Squirrel Wrangler Herf God Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: southwest Missouri Posts: 35,518	The terrible thing about this is imagining the condition of a woman and her underwear, if you could use that underwear to start fermentation of a vat of beer. I had a history professor who was just nuts. he told us that some of the old moonshiners would toss a dead squirrel into the mash and the crap in its hair would start the fermentation of the mash. So, imagine a woman whose cooter can be substituted for a dead squirrel in modern alchemy. Then try to make that go away.

08-12-2018, 09:10 AM	#30
beevod Herf God Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 20,927	Polish lancers swear by it. __________________ "Moderation in all things. Excess in everything else."