Selling Cohibas in a glass top box

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I went to the Old Town Spring Crawfish Festival a couple of weekends ago and there was a guy with a tent set up selling cigars. I strolled over to see what he had on the table and I didn't recognize a single brand. I'm not sure Thompson's would sell some of those brands! Anyway, I hear somebody ask if the cigars are Cuban. The seller says no but I have some hidden under the table. He pulled out a glass top box of Fauxhibas! I just looked at them and walked away. I bet I saw a half dozen people strolling around with fake Cubans in their mouths that night acting like they had hit the mother lode.