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12-03-2017, 03:31 PM | #1 |
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25% of the first twenty replies to this thread are about people who recently died.
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12-03-2017, 03:34 PM | #2 |
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It gets even worse on the next page.
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12-04-2017, 05:23 PM | #3 |
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Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug On 26 reds and a bottle of wine Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old He looked like 65 when he died He was a friend of mine Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died They were all my friends, and they died G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed They were two more friends of mine Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died They were all my friends, and they died Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs Judy jumped in front of a subway train Eddie got slit in the jugular vein And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others, And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died They were all my friends, and they died Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof Tony thought that his rage was just some goof But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof "Hey, " Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?" But Tony couldn't fly, Tony died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died They were all my friends, and they died Brian got busted on a narco rap He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers He said, hey, I know it's dangerous, But it sure beats Riker's But the next day he got offed By the very same bikers Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died Those are people who died, died They were all my friends, and they died
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El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £ |
12-04-2017, 05:30 PM | #4 |
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12-05-2017, 02:24 PM | #5 |
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Deep stuff.
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12-07-2017, 03:51 PM | #6 |
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12-07-2017, 04:00 PM | #7 |
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Mikey got with Sharon, Sharon got Sheriee
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist They were all in love dying they were doin' it in Texas Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancin' with the train They were all in love with dying they were drinkin' from a fountian That is pouring like an avalance coming down the mountian I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies You never know just how you look through other people's eyes Some will die in hot pursuit and firey auto crashes Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountian That is pouring like and avalance coming down the mountian I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies You never know just how you look through other people's eyes Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic Flipper died a natural death he caught a nasty virus Then there was the ever-present football player rapist they were all in love with dying they were doin' it in Texas Holly caught a bullet but it only hit his leg While it should have been a better shot he got him in the head They were all in love with dying they were drinkin' from a fountian That was pouring like an avalance coming down the mountian I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies You never know just how you look through other people's eyes
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El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £ |
12-22-2017, 07:42 AM | #8 |
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I'm waiting for you to post the lyrics to Patti Smyth's Rock and Roll (n-word).
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12-29-2017, 01:49 PM | #9 |
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I don't know just where I'm going
But I'm goin' to try for the kingdom if I can 'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man When I put a spike into my vein Then I tell you things aren't quite the same When I'm rushing on my run And I feel just like Jesus' son And I guess I just don't know And I guess that I just don't know I have made very big decision I'm goin' to try to nullify my life 'Cause when the blood begins to flow When it shoots up the dropper's neck When I'm closing in on death You can't help me not you guys All you sweet girls with all your sweet talk You can all go take a walk And I guess I just don't know And I guess I just don't know I wish that I was born a thousand years ago I wish that I'd sailed the darkened seas On a great big clipper ship Going from this land here to that I put on a sailor's suit and cap Away from the big city Where a man cannot be free Of all the evils in this town And of himself and those around Oh, and I guess I just don't know Oh, and I guess I just don't know Heroin, be the death of me Heroin, it's my wife and it's my life Because a mainer to my vein Leads to a center in my head And then I'm better off than dead When the smack begins to flow Then I really don't care anymore About all the Jim-Jims in this town And everybody putting everybody else down And all of the politicians makin' crazy sounds All the dead bodies piled up in mounds, yeah Wow, that heroin is in my blood And the blood is in my head Yeah, thank God that I'm good as dead Ooohhh, thank your God that I'm not aware And thank God that I just don't care And I guess I just don't know And I guess I just don't know
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01-05-2018, 05:33 AM | #10 |
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It's amazing how Lou Reed made an entire career out of 4 chords.
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