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03-30-2005, 09:11 PM | #1 |
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GOOD LORD THE INDIGO GIRLS...
...my date in Madison, WI said she scored some tickets to the Indigo Girls and I went with her. Shit...I'd never heard of them and thought I'd be in for an eye candy treat or sumpthin. I was 180 degrees in the wrong...
Before the show began, I almost followed this chick into the mens room because she looked like a guy...and the opening band was playing their last song (thank fucking God!) when someone appeared on stage to sing with them...the audience got up and started cheering and I thought it was the lead singer from Journey...I turned to my date and she told me it was one of the Indigo Girls...! :P Anyway, the night was charged with testosterone eminating from amorphous, mutant females...they kinda looked like manatees with hair...but the Indigo Girls weren't bad at all. I must admit that musically they had their shit together... p.s. if you read this, don't tell my friends I saw the Indigo Girls... |
03-31-2005, 04:13 AM | #2 |
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Dude, now you have to go buy Birkenstocks and flannel shirts. You're officially a lesbian...
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03-31-2005, 04:18 AM | #3 |
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Al, Too funny bro. The real test if your gay is if you liked the music too! |
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Re: GOOD LORD THE INDIGO GIRLS...
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El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £ |
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03-31-2005, 09:33 AM | #5 |
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Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh
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03-31-2005, 06:27 PM | #6 |
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Are you sure that your date is straight?
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03-31-2005, 06:29 PM | #7 |
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Maybe he was hoping for some of that "hot 3-way action." You know, where you basically sit and watch...
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El Gringo permanence... El perro, el perro, es mi corazon. El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno. El Jefe es cantante, El Jefe es muy famoso El Jefe es el hombre con el queso del diablo. El perro, el perro, nunca sin raison El gato, el gato, el gato es obseno El Jefe es caliente, El Jefe es carinoso El Jefe le da besos mejor que su esposo What Would TOJE Do? Þ £ |
04-01-2005, 01:26 PM | #8 |
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* I had to go to an Indigo Girls concert in,Berzerkely no less,because my girlfriend at the time "Really wanted to see them!You have to take me!"...I'm not a fan,but I took her ...my highlight was in the break between the the opener and "the girls" ..that's when they played Europe '72 by the Dead for intermission ...my lowlight beside the music ... was having to fight off this drunk lesbian who was hitting on my then girlfriend and thought that I should've kept my "Heterosexual ass at home"...Damn,she was right!!I was in about the one percent of heterosexual males in the whole house that night(most of the others were vendors or ushers or security)...my,my there was some sights that night .My nuts shrunk out of fear of being torn off by some angry lesbian. I was so happy to leave that show.I couldn't get out of there fast enough!! *
*partially re-cycled from a previous post
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04-01-2005, 01:35 PM | #9 |
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They are SO hot!
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04-02-2005, 06:21 PM | #10 |
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That sounds kinda like going to a Houston Comets game!
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