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stogie5150
03-07-2017, 05:19 AM
If you've been to the Herf In The Bayou, you've had it. Many have asked, how, how, HOW do I do it?!

Well, I aint gonna tell you. Suffer a little bit more with inferior boiled seafood.

:naughty::lol:

TommyBB
03-07-2017, 06:37 AM
We don't eat any other berled seafood, as a rule.
Of course, if it's free...or an "occasion..." that's something else.

ElkTwin
03-07-2017, 07:08 AM
Heat water with seasoning packet in old washtub to a rolling boil
Toss in assorted sea creatures and chunks of vegetable matter
Stir occasionally with dirty, stained canoe paddle until screaming stops
Drain onto old newspaper from back of garage
Pick out old bits of detritus and beard hairs
Serve

:rofl:

TommyBB
03-08-2017, 07:35 AM
Wrong.
They don't scream.

BigO
03-08-2017, 10:47 AM
Be sure to remove the PLU tags from the veggies or they might end up on somebody's wiener.

TommyBB
03-09-2017, 07:47 AM
Be sure to remove the PLU tags from the veggies or they might end up on somebody's wiener.

:lol::lol: :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Well, the good thing about Keith's boil is that he don't believe in putting sausage in there. It's lemons, corn--IF HE REMEMBERS IT, :lol::lol: potatoes, onions celery and garlic.

ElkTwin
03-09-2017, 07:49 AM
Wrong.
They don't scream.
Then your water's too hot.